What the F**K is wrong with us??!! I just don't understand the nature of all this fighting amongst ourselves! What are all the leaders doing? Fighting around like small kids. BALIK la you all! You all don't deserve to lead us! the PEOPLE are just tired of all this ruckus! I AM TIRED of all this ruckus. OUR country started off as a unified nation of multi races and now? We are still a nation but not a unified one anymore. The SHELL or the 'what we think the world sees us' as a unified nation.
We are just gonna blow up and we are just a ticking time bomb! What is with all this races bullsh*t?! I am born and bred in this country and I am one with this country! Go home? Where is home? MY HOME IS MALAYSIA and not anywhere else! What the F*ck are you leaders doing? If you wanna fight take it outside and not drag is RAKYAT in with all your bullsh*t!
I never once say that I am of a specific race, I always claim myself as a Malaysian. I speak the manglish, I eat the local food. I LOVE my Jalur Gemilang. I even have one in my car on my dashboard! I watch my local football team Selangor play! I would die for my country and no where else! I have etch the name Malaysian in my heart and mind! HOW AM I NOT MALAYSIAN ENOUGH? F*CK YOU ALL!!! I am just so so so tired of this f*cked up situation!
I want a leader to listen and speak like a professional and lead us by example and not speak like a twat and show us the dark and ugly side of you. THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK YOU DIMWEED!
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Saturday, August 9, 2008
RIP Bernie Mac
Bernie Mac
1957 - 2008
Today one is another to mourn for the world of comedy as they lost another of their shining Star. Bernard Jeffrey McCullough better known as Bernie Mac passed away from pneumonia this morning. I am truly shocked and he is one of the best stand up comedians ever. For one thing he is respected is he never uses the N word as most of other Black comedians frequently uses during their stand up routine.
Bernie you will be missed.
"I had a white guy tell me... he said, "Bern, why do black folks use the word 'mother-fucker?'" Well, I'm gonna break down what the word "mother-fucker" actually means. "Mother-fucker" is somethin' that black folks have been using for years. It's about expression. Don't be ashamed of the word "mother-fucker." Because the word "mother-fucker" is a noun: it describes a person, place, or thing!"
"There's no such thing as white-collar crime. And there's definitely no such thing as black-on-black crime. Crime is crime. Let me explain something to you. I don't care if you have a white collar or a tank top. If you rob me, I'm gonna whup your ass. "
Monday, August 4, 2008
Where is the limit?
Ever drive on our local highways and think how silly the speed limit rules are? by the way, have anyone actually follow the speed limit? Who does? and what makes your speedo meter so accurate?
I have once traveled with my dad encountered a cops saying that we have exceed the speed limit of 2 km/h. We were going 82km/h on a 80km/h zone... oh geez. Like 2 more km/h will make any difference. Moreover there have been lesser or no accident on that STRAIGHT road.
Have you even wonder where some places where the road is perfectly safe and straight have the most ridiculous speed limit, 60km/h!! and the most dangerous roads that have cliffs and bumps and curves allows you to go 90 or 110km/h??!! Kinda silly aint it. Some places they even expect you to drive at a speed limit of 25km/h! cmon! even my grandmother on bicycle goes faster then that! Who makes this rules??!! who sets this limit?
Well our country's highest speed limit is 110km/h. Thats our main highways the PLUSes, ELITEs, and many more. Then why do we actually make cars that can hit 220km/h? why dont they just tweak the cars to go only max 110km/h just like our motorbikes? Doesnt make sense aint it? If the cars are made to go max 220km/h or more that means the govt are actually in a way encouraging people to drive faster rite? If not why make cars that can go that fast? to show off?
Then what is the speed limit implemented for then? To avoid accidents? HEY!! heroes. Most road accidents are not from people that drive fast. You dont see any rich Dato with their SLKs or Harriers crash and die also. They drive at a almost unimaginable speed on the highways and still reach their destination safe and sound. Its usually those with Kancils or Saga's that bang on lorrys or lost control and crash into a ditch on... SMALL roads!! that causes the accidents. They should implement a intelligence limit on the road instead. Those who cant think and react to certain situation should not enter highways. Or those with a so called tuned-up-crap-car-thinking-that-its-a-super-high-performance-car-but- ended -up-as-a-8th-hand-1980's-normal-model-family-sedan-car- that-is-nothing-but-a-old-family-car- with -new-spoilers, skirting-and-weird-looking-crystal-lights on the road. This is the cars that should be speed limited!
Then again, they should implement driving fast on highways as a health hazard. Just like smoking. Put a sign right after the toll that says "Amaran dari Kerajaan, Memandu dengan laju merbahayakan nyawa" thats all!! If you are the dumb f**k that knows you got a crap car or a turtle like reaction dun drive so fast or else you will die! And if you drive fast and then ended up crashed and burned, its your fault for being careless. Then the cops or govt can say "We warned you but you are too dumb to listen!"
Driving fast will not only harm you but the people around you? Doesnt smoking does that too? doesnt just driving the car and releasing carbon monoxide too?
Or why not have this system where the fast lane have a min speed limit of above 100km/h only, so slow cars can you please drive on the middle lane where the max speed is 100 and min limit is 80km/h. and the slow lane is for those who drives the super long trailer that is really really slow or those that dont know the meaning of driving and enjoying the car ride. See? problem solved.
Thats what i think. But again its just me... who would listen to me??!!
I have once traveled with my dad encountered a cops saying that we have exceed the speed limit of 2 km/h. We were going 82km/h on a 80km/h zone... oh geez. Like 2 more km/h will make any difference. Moreover there have been lesser or no accident on that STRAIGHT road.
Have you even wonder where some places where the road is perfectly safe and straight have the most ridiculous speed limit, 60km/h!! and the most dangerous roads that have cliffs and bumps and curves allows you to go 90 or 110km/h??!! Kinda silly aint it. Some places they even expect you to drive at a speed limit of 25km/h! cmon! even my grandmother on bicycle goes faster then that! Who makes this rules??!! who sets this limit?
Well our country's highest speed limit is 110km/h. Thats our main highways the PLUSes, ELITEs, and many more. Then why do we actually make cars that can hit 220km/h? why dont they just tweak the cars to go only max 110km/h just like our motorbikes? Doesnt make sense aint it? If the cars are made to go max 220km/h or more that means the govt are actually in a way encouraging people to drive faster rite? If not why make cars that can go that fast? to show off?
Then what is the speed limit implemented for then? To avoid accidents? HEY!! heroes. Most road accidents are not from people that drive fast. You dont see any rich Dato with their SLKs or Harriers crash and die also. They drive at a almost unimaginable speed on the highways and still reach their destination safe and sound. Its usually those with Kancils or Saga's that bang on lorrys or lost control and crash into a ditch on... SMALL roads!! that causes the accidents. They should implement a intelligence limit on the road instead. Those who cant think and react to certain situation should not enter highways. Or those with a so called tuned-up-crap-car-thinking-that-its-a-super-high-performance-car-but- ended -up-as-a-8th-hand-1980's-normal-model-family-sedan-car- that-is-nothing-but-a-old-family-car- with -new-spoilers, skirting-and-weird-looking-crystal-lights on the road. This is the cars that should be speed limited!
Then again, they should implement driving fast on highways as a health hazard. Just like smoking. Put a sign right after the toll that says "Amaran dari Kerajaan, Memandu dengan laju merbahayakan nyawa" thats all!! If you are the dumb f**k that knows you got a crap car or a turtle like reaction dun drive so fast or else you will die! And if you drive fast and then ended up crashed and burned, its your fault for being careless. Then the cops or govt can say "We warned you but you are too dumb to listen!"
Driving fast will not only harm you but the people around you? Doesnt smoking does that too? doesnt just driving the car and releasing carbon monoxide too?
Or why not have this system where the fast lane have a min speed limit of above 100km/h only, so slow cars can you please drive on the middle lane where the max speed is 100 and min limit is 80km/h. and the slow lane is for those who drives the super long trailer that is really really slow or those that dont know the meaning of driving and enjoying the car ride. See? problem solved.
Thats what i think. But again its just me... who would listen to me??!!
Fuel price to drop?
Fuel price is dropping( HOORAY!! ) by maybe 6 sens! (WTF??!!!) Oh great like 6 sens gonna really help us so much! so practically if we calculate, its gonna be like 66sen difference from the last time! oh wow! great job in reducing. Like its gonna make any significant difference in the consumers wallet. Like what? We are gonna save RM 20 -30 per year? Oh give us a break la.
Even if the prices drop like the industry going to drop the prices. Food, products and raw materials gonna be the same price. Like they are gonna drop the price. End of the day 6 sens might be a HUGE difference in the BIG industries but to the people... its still almost the same. Its like 'Hey I am taking a huge slice of cake from you but no worries i wont take the cherries from it." What the F am I going to do with the cherry? Shove it up your A**es? Mien Gawd!
BTW why is everyone so serious? lets put a smile on everyones face!
Even if the prices drop like the industry going to drop the prices. Food, products and raw materials gonna be the same price. Like they are gonna drop the price. End of the day 6 sens might be a HUGE difference in the BIG industries but to the people... its still almost the same. Its like 'Hey I am taking a huge slice of cake from you but no worries i wont take the cherries from it." What the F am I going to do with the cherry? Shove it up your A**es? Mien Gawd!
BTW why is everyone so serious? lets put a smile on everyones face!
The world is crumbling
Have you been watching the news lately? Something big and ugly is starting to creep out and most of us arent even noticing it yet. Yes we notice its minions but the big daddy of all is not out yet. We are all still in our honeymoon period. We still chill and spend and enjoy as if there is nothing wrong.
Well after reading Matthias Chang's article and reading ewoon's blog I've come to realise that there is not only a massive economy problem looming. That is just the minions. The big daddy-o is that its not only a economy recession but a massive world economy depression one that is worse than the one in 1929. YES, its a big matter! Experts are predicting a massive and I mean massive economy depression in months to come.
Scary? Its like watching a horror movie and when the background music softens down and we know the 'monster' or 'ghost' is gonna burst out but yet we are not prepared when its coming out. Well its all happening in the US but slowly and surely its gonna creep into our country and shock us when we least expect it!
What should we do? Plant vegetables? stock up our rice and can food? How long is this gonna last?
Well I guess we have to start to live like how our ancestors live. Day by day, and walk where the wind takes us. Got rice eat rice, got tapioca eat tapioca... got shit... ahhhh dammit!! shieat!!! or Perhaps we are moving back the the dark ages where we have to pillage and plunder what ever we have.
Then lets just zoom back at the current news on our front pages. Oh wait, we are still fighting among ourselves... fantastic! just great! Our leaders are still trying to fight among each others, whereas there is a bigger problem upon our doorsteps and we are not doing anything. (Are we? I hope so) Everything seems quiet now but its like the deep breath before the plunge.
So lets brace ourselves and hope that somehow we can survive this fall. And I really hope that IF we fall we will still be united to help country to stand up again.
United we stand, divided we fall.
Well after reading Matthias Chang's article and reading ewoon's blog I've come to realise that there is not only a massive economy problem looming. That is just the minions. The big daddy-o is that its not only a economy recession but a massive world economy depression one that is worse than the one in 1929. YES, its a big matter! Experts are predicting a massive and I mean massive economy depression in months to come.
Scary? Its like watching a horror movie and when the background music softens down and we know the 'monster' or 'ghost' is gonna burst out but yet we are not prepared when its coming out. Well its all happening in the US but slowly and surely its gonna creep into our country and shock us when we least expect it!
What should we do? Plant vegetables? stock up our rice and can food? How long is this gonna last?
Well I guess we have to start to live like how our ancestors live. Day by day, and walk where the wind takes us. Got rice eat rice, got tapioca eat tapioca... got shit... ahhhh dammit!! shieat!!! or Perhaps we are moving back the the dark ages where we have to pillage and plunder what ever we have.
Then lets just zoom back at the current news on our front pages. Oh wait, we are still fighting among ourselves... fantastic! just great! Our leaders are still trying to fight among each others, whereas there is a bigger problem upon our doorsteps and we are not doing anything. (Are we? I hope so) Everything seems quiet now but its like the deep breath before the plunge.
So lets brace ourselves and hope that somehow we can survive this fall. And I really hope that IF we fall we will still be united to help country to stand up again.
United we stand, divided we fall.
Friday, July 25, 2008
Aren't we all just tired
So many mayhem and ruckus of the Government! What is going on here? a massive political mind games going on? Each of them blowing sucker punches to one another. For all I can say is, somehow the PEOPLE are tired of this. We ask for change of management in the Government but not change of peace and harmony to massive boxing match!
As there are so many more important things to deal with! Are we just a bunch of grown up corporate political KIDS?! Its like a game of police and thief! I tag you and now its your turn to tag me back! or perhaps just a bunch of kids get caught in a massive cat fight! Just look at the Dewan Rakyat meeting! Throwing words to each other like a bunch of sissy kids trash talking one another! I still remember I set foot at this very own Dewan Rakyat back in 2001 as a form 6 student trying to learn the political system of our very own beloved country. Honestly, I was kinda shocked at how our very own political leaders talk in the Dewan. We as a student are actually laughing at their antics. The trash talking of utter nonsense like "Apa bodoh bodoh? Ambil balik!" and followed by a few other supporters blurting out "bodoh la kamu..." Throwing this kind of words among each other. Secondary school society meeting looks more professional and matured than this!
Just look at the media and press. The 'tai-chi-ing' of responsibilities and the word war to one and other just sickens me. I for one rather read the sports section. At least my beloved football team, Selangor FC is doing some good. If I want some comic relief I now got two sections I can read. The COMIC section and if I am really adventurous I shall try to venture into the first few pages of national news.
One for the rakyat? This is not for the rakyat anymore ain't it? It is more of trying to gain more power and trying to sustain the power. Which is the real story already confuses the rakyat. All we want is just a PEACEFUL and HARMONIOUS life. We want to get on with our own life challenges and not be disrupted by all this.
For once let us be more professional and mature and deal with the issues at hand the correct and more appropriate way. There is one Cantonese saying my dad use to remind me every time
it directly translated as ,
I've been living with this saying for most of my life and therefore I barely get into trouble with my OWN FAMILY AND FRIENDS! Ain't we all Malaysians family and friends? brothers and sisters? so why fight each other? why cant we build and love this family that we have fought so hard to have in 1957? In the words of my generation "CHILL LA WEI BRADER!!"
Here are the 7 things we need to learn and live by it...
1. Instead of being fault-finding, be grateful/ thankful
2. Instead of being grudging/ jealous, be appreciative
3. Instead of being calculative, be forgiving
4. Instead of being selfish, be generous
5. Instead of being self-defeating, be proactive
6. Instead of being critical, admire and appreciate
7. Instead of being impulsive, be patient
8. Instead of procrastinating, be optimistic
Well there is all I have to say for now. I really hope that this message can be reached to all my brothers and sisters in this country.
"Malaysia, on the other hand, is a diverse and complex country that wants to be modern. It needs to be governed like one." Michael Backman (Read his column here)
"It depresses me that Malaysia hasn't been more successful that it has and that it is still fighting the old fights of the 1960s" Michael Backman
http://www.michaelbackman.com/MM.html
As there are so many more important things to deal with! Are we just a bunch of grown up corporate political KIDS?! Its like a game of police and thief! I tag you and now its your turn to tag me back! or perhaps just a bunch of kids get caught in a massive cat fight! Just look at the Dewan Rakyat meeting! Throwing words to each other like a bunch of sissy kids trash talking one another! I still remember I set foot at this very own Dewan Rakyat back in 2001 as a form 6 student trying to learn the political system of our very own beloved country. Honestly, I was kinda shocked at how our very own political leaders talk in the Dewan. We as a student are actually laughing at their antics. The trash talking of utter nonsense like "Apa bodoh bodoh? Ambil balik!" and followed by a few other supporters blurting out "bodoh la kamu..." Throwing this kind of words among each other. Secondary school society meeting looks more professional and matured than this!
Just look at the media and press. The 'tai-chi-ing' of responsibilities and the word war to one and other just sickens me. I for one rather read the sports section. At least my beloved football team, Selangor FC is doing some good. If I want some comic relief I now got two sections I can read. The COMIC section and if I am really adventurous I shall try to venture into the first few pages of national news.
One for the rakyat? This is not for the rakyat anymore ain't it? It is more of trying to gain more power and trying to sustain the power. Which is the real story already confuses the rakyat. All we want is just a PEACEFUL and HARMONIOUS life. We want to get on with our own life challenges and not be disrupted by all this.
For once let us be more professional and mature and deal with the issues at hand the correct and more appropriate way. There is one Cantonese saying my dad use to remind me every time
"Yhong yat pou, hoi fut theen hung,
Yan yat si, fung pheng wong cheng"
Yan yat si, fung pheng wong cheng"
it directly translated as ,
"Move back a step, the sky is clear
Be patience and tolerate, there will be peace and quiet"
Be patience and tolerate, there will be peace and quiet"
I've been living with this saying for most of my life and therefore I barely get into trouble with my OWN FAMILY AND FRIENDS! Ain't we all Malaysians family and friends? brothers and sisters? so why fight each other? why cant we build and love this family that we have fought so hard to have in 1957? In the words of my generation "CHILL LA WEI BRADER!!"
Here are the 7 things we need to learn and live by it...
1. Instead of being fault-finding, be grateful/ thankful
2. Instead of being grudging/ jealous, be appreciative
3. Instead of being calculative, be forgiving
4. Instead of being selfish, be generous
5. Instead of being self-defeating, be proactive
6. Instead of being critical, admire and appreciate
7. Instead of being impulsive, be patient
8. Instead of procrastinating, be optimistic
Well there is all I have to say for now. I really hope that this message can be reached to all my brothers and sisters in this country.
"Malaysia, on the other hand, is a diverse and complex country that wants to be modern. It needs to be governed like one." Michael Backman (Read his column here)
"It depresses me that Malaysia hasn't been more successful that it has and that it is still fighting the old fights of the 1960s" Michael Backman
http://www.michaelbackman.com/MM.html
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
RIP GEORGE CARLIN
My ever favourite stand up comedian George Carlin... may you rest in peace. I am sure you are now up in heaven and most probably having a cup of tea with jesus and looking down at us saying "Look at those f*ckers crying for me... I didnt know I touch all this people!"
May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008
May you rest in peace...
to view George Carlin's jokes click here
photos from:
http://www.georgecarlin.com/
more news about George Carlin click here
NY times
May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008May you rest in peace...
I dread the deaths of certain super-celebrities. Not because I care about them, but because of all the shit I have to endure on television when one of them dies. All those tributes and retrospectives. And the bigger the personality, the worse it is.
– George Carlinto view George Carlin's jokes click here
photos from:
http://www.georgecarlin.com/
more news about George Carlin click here
NY times
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